How mosquitos choose their target…

black

swear to god, if you wear black we will eat you ALIVE

socks

Stinky feet is the key… we mosquitos love stinky feet

run

yeah.. run around, move your arms, put your hands up in the air and do the WAVEEEeeee. Moving target? YUM

perfume

Again, we smell youuuuuu…..

noshower

Everybody likes environmentalist!

dead

We love love love carbon dioxide. Don’t wanna get bitten? Just die.

bundle

Go ahead.. be a freak. No one loves freaks as much as we do.

sweat

keep working out America. It’s good for you and good for us!

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